The Queen of Babyland

The Queen of Babyland

October 4, 2016,

by Uncola:

Light and dark cops shooting black and white robbers on a playground with no rules. Rowdy black kids kicking, screaming and throwing rocks as their cities burn. Little blind snowflakes with hands over their ears, napping in safe spaces as thought-policing wet nurses cover them with warm and fuzzy blankets as they dream in their cozy cribs. Establishment politicos and moronic media shills whining over a scary, orange Ooopa-Loompa man who wants to be their babysitter. A body politic mesmerized with shiny baubles as they watch others play with balls and pass pictures of themselves to each other complete with tiny digital messages drawn upon their electronic Etch A Sketch toys.

Full grown infants crying over their lost allowance when their EBT SNAP cards won’t work. Ken and Barbie dolls playing in doll houses all made in China. Blubbering babies bankrupted on Boardwalk and not passing “GO”. Elderly hippies waiting for Santa while smoking legalized, candy-cane flavored blunts while watching cartoons. Ask an aging baby boomer today if they wear boxers or briefs, and they will answer: “Depends”.

Girls pretending to be boys and transgendered boys acting like girlie girls playing dress up in a jungle gym empire of debt built around Jenga -like card houses in an overgrown and weed infested sandbox. Rich kids pouring fancy champagne, sparkling like grape juice into their glittering, crystal sippy-cups. And fat, ugly brats with magic marker drawings inked on their bodies, inhaling McHappy Meals with their slobbering mouths wide open, their pants pulled down around their knees and their butt cracks exposed in the breeze.

In the make-believe golden kingdom where royalty reigns and little tinpot kings and pretty princesses are adorned with plastic tiaras and crowns: A bobbleheaded Queen, smiles before her subjects and screams: “Vote for me! Vote for me! Vote for me!”

The Queen was born on October 26, 1947. Her father was a conservative businessman from Park Ridge, Illinois, and was, in fact, a supporter of Barry Goldwater’s presidential campaign in 1964. According to the Queen’s husband, the former king: His father-in-law: “never gave up hope that his son-in-law would join him in the Republican Party and support a cut in the capital gains tax.” This means, somewhere, sometime ago, the Queen took a left turn and sped away from the road that was paved by her father.

Her glowing Wikipedia page reads like a veritable campaign website and radiantly records the apparent divine inevitability of her political destiny. Stated therein we discover, not only the Queen’s devotion to the cause of children’s rights, but we also learn how, as a child, she:

 …was a favorite of her teachers at the public schools she attended in Park Ridge. She … earned numerous badges as a Brownie and a Girl Scout. She has often told a story of being inspired by U.S. efforts during the Space Race and sending a letter to NASA around 1961 asking what she could do to become an astronaut, only to be told that no women were being accepted into the program.

Although the Wikipedia’s online endorsement does not disclose facts such as the Queen’s college senior thesis endorsing the cause of an infamous domestic terrorist whose own book, “Rules for Radicals”, was dedicated to Lucifer; at least we have the mainstream press to spin everything nicely back into place regarding the Queen’s dirty little secrets.

Moreover, we should also be grateful that the Queen’s profile comes pre-packaged, complete with a catalogue of conspiratorial controversies and here we discover:

(Her) Wikipedia article consistently comes up near the top in a Google search for her name and earns hundreds of thousands of views each month. The New York Times may grow scandal-weary, but (her) Wikipedia watchdog remains steadfast in protecting her highly influential profile.

So forget about Whitewater. Ignore Troopergate. Look away from Paula Jones, Travelgate, the impossible suicide of Vince Foster, the alleged rape of Juanita Broaddrick, the sexual harassment of Monica Lewinsky and the subsequent attempts to cover it all up; Sidney Blumenthal, the failures at Foggy Bottom, the deaths in Benghazi , the hidden cash of the Clinton Foundation, the lost e-mails from private e-mail servers, hammer-smashed Blackberry phones, and mysterious body counts which overwhelmingly exceed normal actuarial tables. And, most recently, cast aside the Queen’s nationally televised indictment from the Director of the FBI for being simultaneously incompetent and dishonest.

Who cares if the Queen was once the enabling wife and defender of an impeached past king; or regarding her disastrous foreign policy mistakes in the Middle Kingdom that created an immigration crisis in the Northern Lands. Pay no heed of the Queen’s fealty to foreign Kings and dark powers . Look away as you notice her wrinkled face flushed with a burning desire to make war in the distant lands; and feel free to castigate and ridicule the one, brave Knight who now stands in her way.

Why DO the little children love their Queen so much? Well, it seems her subjects gather within two main play groups:

1.) The well-read, rich kids getting all “A’s” in school;


2.) The other less fortunate kids majoring in lunch.

The smart kids believe “truth is subjective” and, therefore, like black lives, only their opinions matter. However, they fail to realize if truth is subjective, then “reality is relative” which is another way of saying “facts are optional”. These mental midgets live like holograms within the revivified nightmares of George Orwell.  Truth has become the new hate speech and this why all lives don’t matter. Orwell said:

All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.

This is why the pretentious, intellectual effete embrace social justice but not law. It’s how they can serve the Queen in spite of her lies. Orwell said:

Doublethink means the power of holding two contradictory beliefs in one’s mind simultaneously, and accepting both of them.

The smart kids use facts only when they benefit from them, yet they choose to avert their attention away from the facts which prove to be problematic. This explains why, when presented with truth, the rich and smart kids feel their very existence to be threatened. Orwell said:

In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

The smart ones clamor for peace while serving their Queen as she leads them down the rabbit hole to wars with Russia, China and in the Middle East. To the Deep State War Machine, the Queen is merely a figurehead; a postmenopausal puppet planning war with Putin to preserve the precious Petro-dollar. To the globalist elite, the Queen is the Eye of the Pyramid overseeing the subjugation of her realm into multinational servitude. And, to the Fabian Socialists, the Queen is the domestic role model for all of the children in the abnegation of the U.S Constitution, the Bill of Rights, American history, individual liberty and moral law. Orwell said:

War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.

As for the rest of the children? They have already traded their liberty for an Obama phone. These are the same lost souls who Mark Dice interviews and posts frequently to his YouTube channel.

These poor boys and girls do not care, except for their own “welfare”. The law means nothing to them. And the media feeds them only the lukewarm baby formula they can comfortably digest. Yes, everything is wonderful in paradise for the people of Walmart.

Obviously, the elite daycare providers could not get away with their daily war on truth if it weren’t for a complicit press and an ignorant, apathetic populace. These are where the real problems lie. A majority of Americans have become so lethargic they don’t even bother to vote, let alone think for themselves when they do vote. Enter the media who is only so willing to lull the little children to everlasting sleep: “Go back to bed, kids. Everything is fine”.

Vladimir Lenin said:

 The press should be not only a collective propagandist and a collective agitator, but also a collective organizer of the masses.

Newspaperman and author Ernest Cuneo once said:

The number of useful idiots who have unwittingly served the Communist cause… speaks well for the diligence of Lenin’s disciples.

The six corporations comprising the mainstream media overtly engage in spinning the news according to scripts handed down from their elite masters. In return, the children comply in order to satisfy their lazy complacence and insatiable materialism. The children have no appreciation for either their birthright, or their inheritance; and by their voting record, or lack of one, they stand convicted.

This is how a strange but eloquent, teleprompter-reading, mulatto music man was allowed to create a crescendo of chaos over the last eight years that now is building to a culminating climax with no conciliatory coda in sight. My, how the malevolent maestro masterfully manipulated the musical movements of the children’s choir with songs like: “Trayvon Could Be My Son” and “The Stupidity Of The Police”. Now the children are pleading for an encore, a race war and a world war, but this time, with the Queen as the new conductor.

In the end, the smart and rich kids are hard to fight, but easy to beat because they will never embrace reality. The dumb ones, however? Well, you just can’t fight stupid. So America burns as its emperor’s fiddle and a royal pied piper plays her pathetic tune.

Why do the little children love their Queen so much? What difference, at this point, does it make?

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