October 17, 2016, by Uncola: Fall is here and the Locker Room Brigades have taken the field. The preseason game is already underway. The stadium is slightly less than two-thirds full yet the fans are cheering their respective teams with vigor and the entire world is watching the game on television or at least periodically … Continue reading Lords of the Locker Room →

October 13, 2016, by Uncola: ______________________ ENLIGHTENED: /inˈlītnd,enˈlītnd/ adjective 1 : having or showing a good understanding of how people should be treated 2 : not ignorant or narrow in thinking 3 : freed from ignorance and misinformation 4 : based on full comprehension of the problems involved ______________________ If there ever was a Devil, … Continue reading Disorder From Those Enlightened →

October 7, 2016 by Uncola: In a nationalized chocolate factory founded by a mysterious, enigmatic zeitgeist taking the form of Gene Wilder’s ghost, immigrated by naughty kids and feeding the fat, obnoxious ones their saccharine sweet poison; there rises an orange Oompa Loompa man frightening the children. The man has applied for a new position … Continue reading The Oompa Loompa Man →

October 4, 2016, by Uncola: Light and dark cops shooting black and white robbers on a playground with no rules. Rowdy black kids kicking, screaming and throwing rocks as their cities burn. Little blind snowflakes with hands over their ears, napping in safe spaces as thought-policing wet nurses cover them with warm and fuzzy blankets … Continue reading The Queen of Babyland →